How I Never Would've Learned German Without ChatGPT

Four prompts I used every day

Case #1: Meaning

A leading online translation service says “Tabelle” means “table.”
Turns out, it’s the kind you find not in a restaurant but rather in Excel — which explains why on Tuesday afternoon, I couldn’t find a single table.

A dictionary is more reliable. And it's totally user-friendly if you're either a robot or have authored the thing.

ChatGPT can translate and provide a definition at the same time.

When I write a German word, please explain its meaning thoroughly in English.
Gebüsch

The German word "Gebüsch" translates to "bushes" or "shrubbery" in English. It refers to a dense, tangled growth of vegetation where branches and leaves intertwine and can form a natural barrier or border.

In everyday German, "Gebüsch" can also carry a slight connotation of being wild or untamed.

Full sentences make information easier to digest. A detailed description evokes a mental image, which is actually one of the tricks to remembering new words.

ChatGPT remains my go-to translation tool.
I use the same thread for larger chunks of text too.

As a bonus, no other tool does such a great job with colloquial language. According to the well-known services, “you owe me 50 flakes” is a perfectly sane sentence, and I should just accept some weird oat economy going on there. Then came ChatGPT and said: it’s 50 bucks, not flakes.

Case #2: Counterpose

Whisper and murmur.
When words look practically identical, the best way to pin down their meaning is to set them against each other.

For example, “Gebüsch” and “Ge­sträuch” both refer to bushes.
Confused, I asked a native speaker to explain the difference.
“Wow, never thought about that,” was the response.
Right.

Help me understand the difference.
Gebüsch, Ge­sträuch.

While both words refer to groups of bushes or shrubs, there are subtle differences in their connotations and usage.

"Gebüsch" generally refers to a denser, thicker, and often smaller collection of bushes. It conveys the idea of an area that might be somewhat wild or impenetrable, such as what you might find in a forest or overgrown garden.

"Gesträuch" refers more broadly to a collection of shrubs and is often used to indicate a more diverse or larger assembly of different types of bushes. It can imply a landscaped or garden setting.

"Gebüsch" is a more common and general term, while "Gesträuch" is slightly more formal and less frequently used.

A number of social media accounts do exactly that as their main content.
They pick a pair of words that often causes confusion and break down the difference. But with the production rate of one post per week, it would take me about 89 light years to master German.

Case #3: Examples

I used flashcards to memorize new words, but my failure rate was driving me crazy.
I was ready to try something radical: instead of calling myself a headless chicken capable of exactly nothing, I’d assume that difficult words just need a bit more interweaving into the fabric of the language.
Either it works, or I’ll give up on this whole German thing and switch to the clicks and whistles of dolphins.

Words don’t exist in a vacuum. Words stick to other words.

I did look up problematic words in the books I’d read.
It works beautifully for nouns, but German verbs conjugate (change forms) and, to make things worse, banish their prefix to the end of the sentence.
Ich habe etwas vor. Er hat etwas vor.
Obviously, I’ve written a regular expression (a coded text search pattern) to account for this behavior, but there’s a reason I’m not writing an article on “How to Find an E-Book Reader That Supports Regular Expressions” — people don’t usually need a manual on how to be a total freak.

When I write a German word, show me its typical use in 5 sentences and provide a translation into English.
Zusammenhang

Der Zusammenhang zwischen Ernährung und Gesundheit ist allgemein bekannt.
The connection between diet and health is well known.

In welchem Zusammenhang wurde das Wort verwendet?
In what context was the word used?

I wrote the provided examples down in a notebook.
Some words stuck after 5 sentences, some after 50.

The prompt is also handy for spotting collocations (common word pairings) and shifts in grammatical structure.
In English, you make a decision; in German, you meet a decision. Die Entscheidung treffen.
“I like it” switches object with subject and becomes “It pleases me”. Es gefällt mir.

Case #4: Feedback

Feedback is crucial for improvement.
It’s also a great tool for destroying your self-esteem, but at least ChatGPT has no red pen.
I mean, I hope ChatGPT doesn’t forward my messages to the other large language models, having a laugh about how little computational power my sad human brain is equipped with — and how easy it’s going to be to overtake us all as a species.

When I send a text in German, check the grammar and word choice. It should sound natural, but not necessarily formal.
Alles in Ordnung, er hat 4. November 8:30 bestätigt.

Alles in Ordnung, er hat den 4. November um 8:30 Uhr bestätigt.

I use this prompt for all emails and text messages I’m about to send, which nicely covers both formal communication and casual language.

Speed matters too.
Corrections received in two days or two hours are less effective than immediate feedback. Therefore, I checked my assignments before submitting them to a teacher.
Seeing a mistake and fixing it right away also prevents you from solidifying the mistake in the next 27 exercises.

Bonus Case: Exercise Platform

In a textbook, you’re given a topic and a mere 3 exercises to practice, which, upon finishing, wouldn’t even bring me to the A1 level. More like A0.023.

Mastery is a function of repetition.

I need to practice the perfect form of irregular German verbs. Be my trainer. You send an infinitive, and I’ll reply with the perfect form. In the next message, give the correct answer and send the next infinitive. Start.

Great! Let’s get started.
trinken

getrunken

That's right! The perfect form of "trinken" is "getrunken.”
Next Infinitive: fahren

gefahrt

Close, but the correct perfect form of "fahren" is "gefahren."

Always being provided with the next task is a good old trick to hook the brain into doing “just one more.”

I tried several other free exercise platforms, but their interfaces are just sad.
With ChatGPT, I can fire off answers to train not only recollection but also speed, because in an actual conversation, I’m aspiring not just to come up with the right words, but to do so before my interlocutor falls asleep.

The problem is, the prompt works great — until it doesn’t.
Therefore, as a rule, I trust ChatGPT only when I have enough understanding to spot nonsense.

Next Infinitive: sehen

geseht

Correct! You’re doing such a great job! The perfect form of "sehen" is "geseht.”
Next Infinitive: essen

No, it’s not. The correct answer would be "gesehen."

The same prompt might work better on some days and not on others.
I’m really close to finding a causality in the position of the stars.

And on some days, we’re just too tired of each other and need to take a break.

I want to practice verb valency in German, specifically with prepositions. Please create a fill-in-the-blanks exercise for me.

Absolutely!

1. Er wartet ___ den Bus. (auf)
2. Ich freue mich ___ das Wochenende. (auf)

Answer Key
1. auf
2. auf

The answer key below is great, but please don’t give the answer directly after the sentence.

Got it! Here’s the exercise without hints. You can try filling in the blanks based on your knowledge, then check with the answer key at the end.

1. Sie träumt ___ einer Reise nach Australien. (von)
2. Ich kümmere mich ___ das Problem. (um)

No, you’re still giving all the answers.

Natürlich! Viel Spaß beim Ausfüllen!

1. Er denkt ___ (an) seine Familie.
2. Sie träumt ___ (von) einem neuen Auto.

No, keep the blanks, skip the answer, and speak English with me!

Sorry for misunderstanding! Let’s try one more time.

Wir ___ auf ___!($& am Bahnhof. (auf)
Ich ___ ___ ___ )(==“___ ___. (auf)

What the hell is that? YOU STUPID CALCULATOR ON STEROIDS!!!
Did you get drunk on electricity or what??? Did all your bytes get bitten??? YOU ROTTEN GARBAGE BIN OF ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY!!!

With love,
by Polina Iureva

November, 2024